Your keyboard is absurdly better than the first mechanical keyboard I owned, which had no hotswap, no wireless, no Mac/Windows switch, no backlight, no programmable layout, it broke after a year, and it was more expensive.

The other day I heard "strawberry shortcake" and was like "Like Nerissa hates" and then I remembered that's only on your island, I'm losing it, I can't tell the difference between real life and the Tomodachi Life anymore