Maybe someone told Daryan "Yo dude, your fashion is sick, so sick it's incurable" and he misinterpreted and began a years-long quest to get ahold of the egg that cures the incurable.

The judge was like "What an absurd coincidence for a lawyer to be named 'Justice', now it makes sense, his name was pronounced 'Yoostis' the whole time".

One time I was making small talk in Spanish and I tried to ask if the person had a husband, 'marido', but I accidentally asked if they have 'marisco', which is shrimp.

Tonight, Daryan Crescend will PAY for missing that cue and throwing the whole thing off.

Which is your favorite third case so far? There’s the Steel Samurai case with Oldbag from AA1, circus case with Moe from 2, French restaurant case with Maggey from 3, and this copcore band case.