Maybe after you're done using the gold pen we Merakyats can all buy gold pens and crush them beneath our boots, and we can all have a positive memory of our mutual hatred of the gold pen.

Every time you show that unagi picture, I face a trial. I must resist the urge to order unagi. Twice I have resisted, but if you show that picture once more, I will fail. And unagi will be eaten.

I am still rEeling from lack of eels, although eel crackers stave the hunger, it didn't substitute perfectly