So the perfect rizz line for Ema would be something like "Hey science gurl, let's science some science, just science and science...scientifically. You science?"

Hey Reine, my daughter’s Birthday is coming up. Her name is Iris. Could you possibly wish her a Happy Birthday?

This is why on the rare occasion I send snail mail, I dip my finger in water to wet down the envelope and stamp glue. Too many murder stories about poisoned postal paraphernalia.