Despite being the worst Balatro player in the world, I finally cleared a run (25 hours in the game....) I unlocked a legendary Joker before clearing a run, that has to be some kind of record.

Wheel usually hates us by not blessing any of our Jokers, this time it hates us in a more perverse way by blessing the Joker we have to sell to use. (Unless we pull out a Swashbuckler...then we'll get the last laugh.)