Now that I think about it, my grandparents would always ship me home with a bag of dried scallops. They were always the big ones that were super pricy too. Here's a dried scallop fund (or just spend it on bougie rice I guess )

Some of that learning to adult is the realization that following a recipe sometimes results in a better result than the "passed down verbal recipe"

One time TSA called the cops on me because my ticket had the name I used instead of my legal name, got checked for bombs and missed my flight

Did Mint gave you some brainrot memes or vice versa?