Finally, the Rock has come BACK…

to HOLOSTAAARS

Which means FINALLY….

The Rock has come back

Home.

The Brahma bull is in his own league, his OWN GENERATION.

And The Rock is the GREATEST MEMBER OF ALL TIME

Hold on there, Laddie.

I AM the Greatest Holostar member of all time

Who in the GREEN hell are you?

Don’t answer that,

the Rock knows who you are.

The Rock knows who EXACTLY you are.

Tattered Godzilla-scaled tunic

potato-sacked toe stubs, greener than a salad on St. Patrick’s day,

and an onion-stenched breath that even the Rock’s fans in the upper deck seats can smell:

you’re SHREK.

You're Shrek

The Rock knows who you are my man,

but don’t you EVER

and the Rock means EVER,

interrupt the Rock like that.

You come out here on the people’s show,

you confront the people’s champion, and…

What are YOUU DOING IN MY SWAAAAMP.

Listen here pebble,

I heard how you beat up Cody Rhodes

and that made my little son CRY.

He likes Chees

How about you PICK ON SOMEONE YOUR OWN SIZE.

COME ON.

The Cody Cry Babies are everywhere.

You think that a jabroni like yourself is worthy of challenging the FINAL BOSS?

I-

It DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

You want to go one on one with the great one?

The Rock says JUST BRING IT.

The Rock is gonna whoop your all over YouTube!

This is the part where you run away.

SCHLAP

SCHMACK

SPINEBUSTER

Stomps a mudhole and runs you dry uwu

AAAAARRGHHHHHH

PUNCH

POW

BLAM

CLOTHESLINE

Ankle Lock

YEET

Spinebuster

People’s Elbow

Flying Crossbody

Catches and Samoan Drop

Sharpshooter

PPPPFFFFFFT

ROCK BOTTOM