Hay there, are you ready for some puns from the barnyard? I’m all ears when it comes to listening to corny jokes on the ranch. My cow jokes are udderly hilarious.

I once had a dream someone got mad at you on twitter and you tried to clear everything up and laugh it off, but they just got more suspicious and told everyone you had an "intimidating villain laugh"

Random thought, I think I would let out my inner Chaos if I could choose a power. I would have the ability to switch peoples voices, the world would NOT be ready