Mr. Shinri (formerly of S.T.A.R.S), do you think you can swing by the old pond and retrieve the K-Virus? I need it for.... reasons and I promise that it does not forcefully turn people into Kois.

Speaking of peeling cornea, you might like something called "map-dot" dystrophy. It's a fun condition that has numerous causes such as in mine where my cornea has a habit of sticking to my eyelid.

Leon really went "go, small child, do a crime"

I remember seeing a media that explained why zoms wont eat other zoms, they lose the brain part that allows them to be human n keep the raw need to eat, so the fresh brain has those juices they lack

Fave doomed yaoi is from WoW. Guy takes a dark blessing from his goddess to save his world, which will eventually kill him. His husband takes half of it to save him, doesn't work, and they both die.