Yelp Review 274: "I went to Six Hermanos and ordered the Hermano Special, but all I got was a pile of ash on a rock-hard bun. No drinks or ketchup in sight."

I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, four by four, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.

I came to this establishment a few hours ago. I came to let you know that someone hawk tuahed spat on my burger… I’ll givee you a rating of 5 big booms if they do it again

Let me get a triple rusty trumbone with a tossed salad