just me and the homies horking down campfire food at rates that would concern onlookers

board need a special cross shaped spear or else they run up the entire length of the spear and gore you

There’s guards in this game that will attack you if you try save the prisoners, I figured I’d warn you ahead of time. You can thank me later.

Need to look up the vaqueros hired by hawaiian royals to teach ppl how to ranch! I'd wager pirates had some story like that!

Note to self: "invite" myself to Shinri's place to make pizza and a caesar salad. Using real bacon, that also isn't Canadian. Then leave.