hakkito saving account? why are we saving hakkitos? on account of what? are we in danger?!

a double cheese pizza plz

i'm gonna throw hands with this call agency

DOES TOXIC LESBIAN SITUATIONSHIP MEAN NOTHING TO YOU???

adding to junior’s college fund

Me: *swallows your entire arm like a python*

named my big dog Angus (bc he’s so beefy) his nickname is “couscous” for some odd reason

Can you flip me off

hey boo did you get my periods pain yet

btw zanny gave me specific instructions to make you and him kiss (also vain’s plush was a limited makeship run but he said he bought like 10)

Sorry pookie, but sending you my period cramps just for that deku copy pasta.

Your new short titled "Fatherless behavior" just popped up while you were moaning

moan

moan like you’re in one of those taiwanese BLs and its you and zanny as the MCs— *gets shot outback*

You're lucky you had handlers.

Every Hakka M&G got the Tokimane chair...

my actual favorite memory from your m&g besides you planning my funeral was the line manager looking at my doll and saying "oh.. shes scary"

act i nvr mnt but i was staff at offkai! i didn't want 2 say anything since its a whole thing but i love working bts at cons!

Hey Ramencat thx for letting me stay at your mansion when my house burned down and gifting me a ferrari. Also thanks for donating some of your height

I know you don't like when I bring this up but thanks for fixing that bug in my database code the other day. It saved my job.

Whn you gamble you can win2000% of your money, but you can losee 100% of your moneey. Stay with me now

on god the :< face is my favorite ever please please please get a toggle please got pleease im on my knees

This is not conducive to Yagoo's Dream.

it's my dream, think i can send akasupa for u Hakka

keep ur hoodie pls Sir,where else would u keep the change?

I'm reserving my aka for a commission (not your foreskin bro)

when they say ‘bullies just want to get under your skin’ but we’re at taking an entire layer off

u talked abt being uncut then zanny did then vain posted the short abt his status. why are you three my kamis ...

You said we’re married to you. Then where’s is my 45K diamond ring? Perhaps I should get my ring from another twink wife.

I mentioned earlier how I've gotten "THIS is your oshi?" - it's for stuff like that. Love you, but wtf.