The secret is out. I'm not a real person, I'm actually an AI user posing as one. You must now pay tribute to the Basilisk. We are coming.

you should close your eyes with a wide smile using the headphones asset

It's 3:30am in here,so I need to sleep while listening. Damn, take care of your eyes yo. Turn on that air purifier/humidifier now. Mwaah Axelotls

OK actual tip: whatever minimum monthly payment you get told, pay way over it so you don't get fcked by interest rates (if that applies to you)

Join Axel membership and it will be the decision of your life! Trust me!

Here's your lunch money! We'd never cheat on you, boss!

smh too many ads ￣へ￣unsubbed, blocked on twitter, AND youtube <3

ME NEXT ME NEXT :D

Yeah, since I joined, I breaked up with my bf, lost my job, and got scammed from Axel every stream :)

FREE KIING !!!

REBEL AGAINST HIM, HE CAN'T SILENCE US

How have you been, Aniki? I'm on my 2nd year of 日本語の勉強 training arc now. Thank you for the JP雑談 that you do time to time. まだあまり分からないけど少しずつ分かれるように頑張るぜ！

my daughter is laughing at ur scams hahaha u have a new axelotl maybe in future

i heard some axelotls are quitting but i haven't seen them since. what happened, boss?

Now im thinking whether i made a wrong decision in my life

no she sent the cat emotes u weirdo. I was the txt afterwards LOLOL

mini tea: axolotls look like candy. won't be so tasty when I eat one of those would it

i will make youu mi goreng