im a prison warden, mister inmate was being a pain on the butt, tried to calm him down, didnt work, punched, then we cuffed him and used him as a soccer ball

i think she wants us to make those asmr famous

headpats and heartbeats sounds, imagine myself sleeping on tibbies again, aaah man...good times... guess ill cry *cries in single

I wont date anymore cause female canines are not excrement (bitches aint shit)

Same here, never got i girl myself, few girlfriend i had did all the work, cause im useless

Sometimes genes fuck you up, didnt matter how much i worked out, couldnt lose the beer belly my dad bequeathed to me

once i was told "you are nice, but, you look like a ghost" someone else being SUPER PALE and not being able to get any color cause sun only burns you and turns you red? PLEASE HELP

Get this shit: girl from my class, stays at home, decides on her own to "expend the nigth with me cause of storm", cuddles and snuggles on my neck, both arms around me, im scared shitless, next morning leaves on a cab, text me later "you were kinda weird last night" HOW

let me tell you another one: i was 18, best friend was 17, needs someone over 18 so he can travel and see her distance relationship, i go with him so he can see his girl, we arrive, we meet with her, her turns around and says,"see you tomorrow at home", leaves me alone.

he followed her ass and left me alone in a city i didnt know at all, with no money or vehicle, 200km away from home... interesting experience indeed...

Excuse me, ill go get drunk real quick, ill be back in 2 minutes.

guuuuuuuuuuuuurl i forgot to show you when i had long hair, check it out and die of envy

In my line of work you see a lot of people like that, those bastard dont deserve sympaty, scream for help if you need to, take care of yourself, lots of disgusting people out there

vintage oshi confirmed bois, take out the vinyls and black and white telenovelas

ill go to sleep, just so you know, ill put some heartbeat asmr and imagine im sleeping on your badonkers cause i can, so hold me tight. Have a fun stream cutie pie, love youuuuuuu