Yay! I got to the hotel just in time for the goobery! Sending supas from my phone is a pain. But I can at least connect the company laptop to the TV!

I don't know if I can message again tonight... Typing on my phone is too slow... But I'll be here cheering for you as I raid the minibar.

BTW, I still have no idea in what situation I'm supposed to use this emote:

goobie, i should be packing (oops) and getting ready for a trip, but i’d rather be here and send free supas lol

Booze and snacks on the company's tab definitely encourages good financial decisions.

sup chat! how many times has Aia kissed our favorite blue tiefling?

Bhaal's Chosen? More like Balls' Torsion, have at thee Gortash!

Steelwatch will no longer bother you so you can head into the City proper now

You realize that you can't make fun of Kalamari, seeing how your ship-name in BG3 is Karlach-Mare?

Have you also Sagandiebutter Sandwich from Ikea? It's like Peanutbutter, but made from Sagandies nuts!

remember in Xiolin Showdown Clay the cowboy was the smartest on the team

my wife loves your accent bc it makes them feel at home (also sometimes you speak like my father in law and it's funny)

Your accent doesn't make you sound stupid. Anyone who says that is just rude, ignorant and prejudiced. You should dismiss their opinion.

I feel ya though, working customer service and i accidently let out a "Y'all" and suddenly they're snickering

Back in college in NY, ppl made fun of my accent too. I said it's "exotic" and that they can make fun of it when they're fluent in a 2nd language..

People say my German accent sounds cute. I'm a big guy in my 30s, "cute" isn't the vibe I'm going for, but you take what you can. Vhat do I no.

Why does the baker hate the dorky Paladin? Because she's a loaf-breaker.

Because humans aren't meant to live so long, there's an immortal Paladin who develops schizophrenia after living for millennia. She talks like a cat.

I'm gonna warn ya right now about the state of California. People here have got spray tans and toned calves. nya

That cat's so rotund, I bet she hates Mondays and loves lasagna!

Hey Aia, my friend Tanya 's birthday today, can she have a happy birthday?

No gifts?! You should've brought her a rose. Or at least a petunia...

In my head-canon, Aia never actually speak anything, and everyone just takes VERY LUCKY guesses on what she wants to say.

There was a real study years ago that shows that people's attachment to fictional characters and stories works the same way as attachment to real ppl.

Why is Aia seeing things? Because she rolled a natural 420.