You are getting lots of donos today...i better call mr albeezie

word of advice, never fart on a metal chair in a room that echos everywhere. that happened in music class and they thought it was the teacher

O lord, I've seen what you've done for others. All I ask for in life is to be reborn as my queens woopie cushion, so that I may feel her warm, firm, embrace repeatedly in front of my peers. Amen

now this is what I call peak entertainment, the one that makes me cannot concentrate on my works, accompanied by some crispy blowing air

Wombats protect their nests by blocking their nests with a huge ass, made mostly of cartilage, and they sometimes beat enemies to death with their butt.