Dude, you really dont know how much i freaking love you and how much i enjoy your dumb voice, why the fak you make so damn happy? spitties please

btw im drunk af, i need the food, give me them cookies bish

HA! STUPED!

when you cry like that i realize that i would be the kind of parent that locks their kids into the room and puts the tv at full volume

if cookies are dry, remember the eat some water

Remember kids: you cant drink water, and you can drink bread, also you can get some red moon sauce for dessert.

cement looking cookies aaaaah

i also hate the ones that go in the ears, but using them in other places leave a rare smell on them

you dare to order me around? YOU THINK I WILL OBEY? fine. but if you call me a good boy.

SYKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

not gonna lie, that was hot... like, really really hot, if you ever wanna spoil us... you know the way... also if you could call me a failure... please...

great. now i gotta change my pants.

you clearly dont know the power the deep mommy voice, you have a lethal weapon on your hands... you just need to use it more often to get what you want...

"You say you like me? oh boy, you are playing with fire, you are bold... but maybe i like that about you..." CLIPPERS BE READY

loses gallons*

"ugh, stop looking at me, thats disgusting, why is such a disgusting human so close to me? scram. nasty loser"

hahahaha this is too much fun hahahaha okay, last one: "come here boy, did you behave? did you miss me? i bet you did, mommy missed you too, cutie, because mommy loves you sooooo much"

i shit you not, ill let you use the s t r a p o n if you use that voice on me.

in ash voice "come on pikachu! just the head! it wont hurt! please!"

pikachu be limping later

i would learn to love even your mold if one day you give us "hearbeats and mommy voice to sleep asmr" PLEASE

Jokes aside, im really happy to be here, to be part of this, you are all amazing people and even tough i dont even know your faces, i feel so at home with you guys, and of course with you cutie pie, thanks for tolerating an idiot like me, honestly, im grateful, this is my home, with you.