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1

01/22
09:441769042641228151

$5.00

￥790

@Muhn-Daine メンバー（3 年）

Fun fact: Goob is actually an amalgamation of tyranids made to looks like a cute dork

2

01/22
09:461769042813345367

$4.99

￥789

@queenmajura5794 メンバー（2 年）

Good evening Workers of the Amare Corp, you have work that must be done before 5 am Tomorrow, You must give your soul to our corporate overlords.

01/22
09:481769042905046142

@vivycore

Okie Dor-I mean Dokey

3

01/22
09:491769042949810029

$5.00

￥790

@NormalSizedPhantom メンバー（2 年）

Why hello there fellow business birbs, I too am a business birb on important business. *clogs toilet with insane amount of toilet paper* Biniss.

01/22
09:491769042960476721

@cypher291 メンバー（1 年）

In our last meeting you assumed that I liked Nickelback due to the color of my armor. That's racism and I'm reporting it to HR.

4

01/22
09:501769043032718391

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

Are you reading from a teleprompter ??

5

01/22
09:511769043063973452

$2.00

￥316

@Toxic_Korgi メンバー（1 年）

Oh wow, someone left free

in the break room!

01/22
09:511769043097382143

@bentowers3614 メンバー（1 年）

Ah, Ms. Amare, I've finished preparing the Member Milestone Chat message reflecting my 22 months of proper membership. Please review it when you can.

6

01/22
09:521769043138870906

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(2)

Can I request a Sick day ?

01/22
09:541769043249793141

@usny2922

boss, you keep saying the quiet part out loud. are you sure you completed the hr training?

7

01/22
09:541769043253338750

$2.00

￥316

@TheShidGnome

*shids on the clock and leaves

8

01/22
09:541769043277605020

PHP125.00

￥334

@iZea_

can i work from home?

9

01/22
09:551769043315404992

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

Hi boss, this is the new ticket system I have implemented on the company server. Tickets can come in all colors, and they are all free!

10

01/22
09:561769043399937151

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(3)

Oh not the offbrand neural link

11

01/22
09:571769043450639482

$5.00

￥790

@bubblyplainjane メンバー（6 か月）

Manager Goobie someone's been stealing lunches from the break room fridge

12

01/22
09:581769043509429072

$5.00

￥790

@cypher291 メンバー（1 年）

Apropos of nothing, the first unions got their demands met by fucking up the legs of business owners until they agreed.

13

01/22
09:581769043523132845

$4.99

￥789

@Bababooey343 メンバー（1 年）

Bill in sales is asking about the manifest for the deal with Bank of AiMerica. He needs it by EOD.

01/22
09:591769043560291802

@r0gu3Ren

i would like to follow up on that leave application i sent months ago, its been 26 months

14

01/22
10:011769043672213204

$10.00

￥1,581

@metatron448 メンバー（3 年）

Hello Aia, what's happening? Apparently you didn't put one of the new cover sheets on your TPS reports. If you could just go ahead and make sure you do that from now on, that would be *great* Thanks.

01/22
10:011769043711028832

@panboii3447 メンバー（6 か月）

Sell me this membership...

01/22
10:021769043770404584

@pinkerton935 メンバー（2 年）

To solve the printer ink abuse issue, I propose equipping all print stations with 3D printers

15

01/22
10:031769043783340190

$20.00

￥3,163

@bentowers3614 メンバー（1 年）

Reporting in, Ms. Amare. I finished the Orange Superchat Message project for the business deal worth twenty dollars. I'll continue pursuing the Akasupa project deal worth one-hundred dollars. I anticipate results soon.

16

01/22
10:031769043809836346

$2.00

￥316

@Muhn-Daine メンバー（3 年）

(2)

We are family.

17

01/22
10:031769043838118969

R$5.00

￥148

@GM_Lemmy

Good evening. My name is Officer GM Lemmy, from the IRS. I believe we have an audit scheduled for today.

18

01/22
10:071769044021626620

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(2)

There's no such thing as "abuse" here. If you mysteriously disappear, you can't be abused

19

01/22
10:071769044059865449

$5.00

￥790

@vivycore

(4)

Let me talk to Mr. Don in the C suite. I have questions

20

01/22
10:081769044081094105

$5.00

￥790

@NormalSizedPhantom メンバー（2 年）

(2)

Why hello there ma'am, I'm from accounting just looking over some of the numbers from last month. What's this about $500 lunches eaten at Denny's?

21

01/22
10:101769044213794760

$2.00

￥316

@pinkerton935 メンバー（2 年）

Ok, backup plan: Replace printers with crayons

22

01/22
10:101769044252548400

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(5)

notice us

23

01/22
10:121769044326865227

$4.99

￥789

@ClairvoyantNara メンバー（2 年）

Ms Amare the police are here, Ted’s worked “non compulsory” overtime for a month straight and his wife reported him missing.

24

01/22
10:141769044461540474

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(3)

After many brainstorming sessions and careful consideration, we have decided that the Akasupa project will be reinstated effective immediately.

25

01/22
10:151769044522559187

$4.99

￥789

@usny2922

I’m so happy to hear that we’re family here. i’m very big into family. thats why my favorite visual novel is Yosuga no Sora

26

01/22
10:191769044751263045

$100.00

￥15,815

@bentowers3614 メンバー（1 年）

(2)

Ms. Amare, I closed the second Akasupa project with SuperAka Inc. They agreed to sign and I expect this to generate at least one-hundred dollars right away, and possibly many more hundreds of dollars over the rest of this year. I left the report on your desk.

27

01/22
10:191769044767245587

$1.99

￥314

@MakaMakaHiya メンバー（2 年）

[my message is drowned out by fax machine noises]

28

01/22
10:211769044879722756

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(4)

Well done Ben. From what I gathered, the client is very open to the idea of project Akasupa Mk II and even more in the future.

29

01/22
10:241769045079299776

$5.00

￥790

@teresaagnes8809 メンバー（2 年）

I hope this email finds you before I do

. Your tone is so thoroughly patronizing that if this is how you spoke all the time I'd un-oshi immediately.

30

01/22
10:261769045164559381

$4.99

￥789

@HamaVinh

Can I put my bar tabs on the company card cus I took some clients out drinking and I’ve reached 149% of my quota this month

31

01/22
10:281769045290638261

R$5.00

￥148

@GM_Lemmy

(2)

Good evening, Ma'am. My name is Officer DM Kenny, from the DHS. We received a tip from the IRS office about your company. I'm here for the audit.

32

01/22
10:341769045680121506

$5.00

￥790

@pinkerton935 メンバー（2 年）

(2)

It's amazing that she can do this so well BEFORE watching Office Space

33

01/22
10:341769045686223123

$4.99

￥789

@HamaVinh

(2)

Hey boss, first do we get lunar new year off, second will the alcohol and gummy worms affect the upcoming desk check

34

01/22
10:341769045691961899

R$10.00

￥296

@GM_Lemmy

(3)

Greetings, fellow organic life form. I am VR 13mmy. A human. I have an interview scheduled for today... For the 3000 positions currently occupied by your human (like me) employees.

35

01/22
10:391769045941134785

PHP125.00

￥334

@iZea_

(2)

can we all work from my home instead

01/22
10:401769046000143112

@Jojimbo009 メンバー（2 年）

Boss, what forms do I have to sign for Family Medical Leave? We got a triple pregnancy situation going on.

36

01/22
10:451769046310490435

$5.00

￥790

@BiscuitCh4n メンバー（2 年）

I dumped all of the company's funds into goob coin. On an unrelated note we're over a billion dollars in debt.

37

01/22
10:451769046329088673

$5.00

￥790

@bentowers3614 メンバー（1 年）

(3)

I forwarded this report to you, Ms. Amare. It's for a small deal I had active with CyanCorp Firms worth five dollars. #workfromhome

38

01/22
10:461769046375644311

$5.00

￥790

@Muhn-Daine メンバー（3 年）

(3)

Whoever keeps refilling the fridge with lunch boxes everyday is amazing. It's like an all you can eat buffet. No wonder we're family

39

01/22
10:571769047072348046

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(6)

NOOOOOOOOO

40

01/22
10:591769047175501502

$5.00

￥790

@bubblyplainjane メンバー（6 か月）

(2)

Madame boss lady, we're getting audited... something about a bunch of payments made to Games Workshop accounted for as "managerial bonus expenses"?

41

01/22
11:001769047227519175

$5.00

￥790

@bentowers3614 メンバー（1 年）

(4)

Another five dollar deal closed with First Strike Technologies. I sent the report to you, Ms. Amare. #workonprobation #happygothwifehappymarriedlife

42

01/22
11:011769047295671575

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(7)

submitting a review on Glassdoor

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01/22
11:061769047561500440

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(8)

Ms. Amare

. We ran out of coffee creamer

44

01/22
11:091769047767311270

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(9)

Adam Smasher also vaporized the new hire

45

01/22
11:161769048211725489

MYR2.50

￥97

@edoge14

46

01/22
11:191769048347848960

$5.00

￥790

@vivycore

(10)

Do we aleast get the AI projection lady from Bladerunner

01/22
11:231769048609204814

@this_is_CAMILLE メンバー（1 年）

Tuning in from the office doubled the immersion for me. The psyche damage was REAL lmao. (10/10 experience

)

47

01/22
11:561769050594284153

$5.00

￥790

@Muhn-Daine メンバー（3 年）

(4)

Hello, Ms Amare! We'd like to unionize and would like your permission to have a coordinated strike please

48

01/22
12:011769050872786644

R$5.00

￥148

@GM_Lemmy

(4)

Boa noite, Senhorita Amare. Aqui é BR Lemmy, diretor regional da filial brasileira de Amare Corps. Nossa pesquisa se mercado indica que você é fofa.

49

01/22
12:011769050911681833

R$2.00

￥59

@GM_Lemmy

(5)

pesquisa de* mercado.

50

01/22
12:101769051435655109

$5.00

￥790

@ReiAyanami8 メンバー（2 年）

*at the water-cooler* So, you guys get a look at the CEO? Gyatt Dayum... Wouldn't mind being caught in an HR Violation with her, know what I mean.

01/22
12:101769051437720220

@harleybaker5111 メンバー（2 年）

hi goobie! I just saw another concert! (i went and saw ghost this time)

51

01/22
12:121769051576247245

A$2.99

￥319

@Gavamoium メンバー（1 年）

Supachat on company time :3 also can I get a raise

52

01/22
12:131769051632940574

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(11)

Vivy from IT: network traffic seems ok

53

01/22
12:141769051655498950

A$2.99

￥319

@Gavamoium メンバー（1 年）

(2)

Ok, here’s my two weeks.

54

01/22
12:161769051812630694

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(5)

Ex-Aiacorp, I welcome you to...Procaia! We're REAL family here! We don't give you up, let you down, run around and desert you

55

01/22
12:181769051897544438

$2.00

￥316

@NyraHzBeat

How do I professionally evade taxes Lord Aia?

56

01/22
12:191769051965067335

$5.00

￥790

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(6)

In the basement of Aiacorp we have special washing machines that you can bring your money down and...

57

01/22
12:201769052010793147

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(12)

Yall contracted g forest inc. ?

58

01/22
12:361769053012227729

$2.00

￥316

@vivycore

(13)

Let your interests free (and us please)

59

01/22
12:511769053893656570

$0.99

￥156

@Toxic_Korgi メンバー（1 年）

(2)

60

01/22
13:111769055094902481

$2.00

￥316

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(7)

Nyra this is for you

61

01/22
13:141769055240210925

$1.99

￥314

@carawayt

Hm :D

62

01/22
13:151769055319687949

₫20,000

￥120

@Rovaan-hnt メンバー（1 か月）

tell me about the sister of battle trailer again

63

01/22
13:151769055344903086

$2.00

￥316

@voidperception メンバー（3 年）

(8)

What is Warhammer 30k?

64

01/22
13:171769055422442180

$50.00

￥7,907

@ax_t_3178 メンバー（1 年）

since you said pink was one of ur fav colors

65

01/22
13:171769055474678492

$4.99

￥789

@Bababooey343 メンバー（1 年）

(2)

Have you heard the new hit song by the boy band from Vietnam? It's call "Bao, Bao, Bao.”

66

01/22
13:201769055612641747

$1.99

￥314

@queenmajura5794 メンバー（2 年）

(2)

Goobie is the cutest in the whole world!WUB ALWAYS

67

01/22
13:241769055846225131

$49.99

￥7,906

@Bababooey343 メンバー（1 年）

(3)

On a more serious note I’m gonna be super busy with school but I hope the next few months goes well for you ma’am! I’ll be back after the semesters done

I’ll be able to watch vods but catching streams will be hard. Gonna miss ya nerd!

68

01/22
13:301769056213665120

$100.00

￥15,815

@carawayt

(2)

Oh no I accidentally waited until stream ended to say hi..well anyway maybe next time