nice this really will be a 2 hour+ stream after all wahoooey

Celene Deeyon - The tow truck driver.

Celine Tatlooski!

Honestly I think police officer Selen would be funny (and corrupt) as hell. Screw the haters lol.

I have only one question for you, what is the capital of Switzerland?

Celine Shmitt

As a swiss, I feel offended

Selena Quintanilla, biriri bam bam

If you find a Canadian person, tell them that raclette is a Swiss dish of melted cheese on potatoes and is objectively better than poutine

As a french dragoon I want to personnally thank the swiss for this hilarious attempt at french from Selen.

Swiss Yodel too, yololey hee hoo

Tell the americans that the swiss were independent in 1499. The USA copied them. Only half true, but good for freedom trashtalk, hahah.

Sounds like your raclette is gonna have a little spit in it for flavor.

No real consequences unless you get cancelled

imagine how canceled you'd be if you'd be if you went with two S names and German accent reporter without thinking. I am so glad the Goons stopped you

I can’t stop thinking what if Louis Lane from My Adventures with Superman was also Swiss…

Celine about to come into every RP conversation with her love for raclette and fondue, the traits of a true Swiss citizen

Do you even know what they do in journalism courses ? FYI "journalist stuff" doesnt work when being asked by the cops.

tell them that you're a beekeeper. say that male bees die after mating and that's basically a honey nut cheerio

They're gonna catch her lacking mispronouncing raclette and ban her for fail RP

Tip from an American for dealing with police: Be polite, but dismissive. You have rights against self incrimination, but police have a right to lie.

Uhhhh! Will you do a interview with SRF?

You don't speak arrogant enough. Put more old money into it. A bit slower and hold your nose up high.... hahaha

you really think a current Harvard student would be watching a stream at 3pm on a Friday?

Selen duolingo swiss-german/german stream when? I really enjoy your accent, its very entertaining. You are are awesome Selen.

Since you are swiss remember one thing: healthcare is not a problem for you

In America we just either survive or we die...

You don't have an insurance card you have to pay sorry Celine.

Military service is optional for women in Switzerland so you could know how to use a gun

Your profile raises so many red flags you could use them to make you own DYI giant swiss flag.

The character flaw is having the judgement to go to Los Santos

Selen entering her Mary Sue arc, only flaw is shes has no flaws (except for gacha games) LETS GOOO

She spends all her money on vtuber superchats

She could also be a compulsive liar

Sounds like your flaw is going to be that you are a terrible journalist but that's just me.