Coziest soup for the Goobie we wub so- *trips and falls, spilling scalding hot soup on self* UEEEEEEEEEE

Aiadmirers: Goobie! You need rest, so don’t stream for too long alright? Also Aiadmirers:GOOBIE DON’T GO! WE NEED GOOBIE TIME! EUEUEUEEU SHE HATES US!

*sploots beside Goobie and starts glowing with Healing Birb-ion Energy* gonna be on dual Choccy and Healing Birb Duty~

Goobie isn’t feeling my well? I proscribe her Karlach snuggle time! She needs to stay close to her wife at all times! For, “body heat” totally…

Thanks for not breaking my knee caps, here's my lunch money

Have fun painting! I've got family (that I like) over, so I'll pop back in later!

Does this look like an upside down vending machine Goobie?

Cuteness tax, Cause goobie is the cutest in the whole world! WUB DA CUTE GOOBIE!

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

Manual for new Aiadmirer: Goobie is Da Cutest, she gets all our money and paychecks, She loves heresy, also no one is straight here.

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOB! PS: Aiadmirer are required to wub Goobie forever, and Spoil goobie when she’s cute. PPS: Goobie is always cute

This supa is a paid actor

Cursing Aia with the knowledge that each supa I send can mess with my mortgage payments.

Sorry I disassociated, what’d you say?

Make up a new bit, guys!

We're spending money, not wasting it. Like contributing to Goobie's wagyu fund

I gotchu, Dezza! Oh right, something Dezza would say. Uhh... "invoice this!"

when a vj and a pp get together and the pp isn't clean, that can throw off the vj's pH... so it's usually the pp's "fault" for the smell

Here’s rent money