my science teacher lied to me, they said the hottest thing in the solar system was the sun but its obviously you

i hate when people ask if im a dog or cat person, mf ill pet a crocodile if itd let me

i was gonna go trick or treating this year but its not like id find anything sweeter than you

browser history would be boring, 90% of yall would be blank smh

how are we in the year 2023 still pretending kyomies don't want you to humiliate them

you either have a clean room or clean car, not both

i know this is gonna sound like magic but its basically: current in charger induces current flow in phone through elecrtromagnitism

idk if you meant too but i laughed at how you pronounced epitome

my favorite is when your pronunciations go through 3 evolutions and still don't hit the correct one

If you wanna be a real thief, you just gotta jump and hit the circle button. Like Sly Cooper.

Just learned my work is limiting my hours to 40 a week. Why? Because I live with my client. Total bullshit.

Hey Kyo welcome back. I missed your goofy ass. Just wanted to let you know you’re the best male vtuber I know and i appreciate you so much. Much love

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Hi Kyo, I finally catching your stream in my time zone Today is my birthday, and wish you have fun at the game