i got stream on in another room while makin chicken salad, and i heard THE scream!! The scream that says "ETO, I LEAKED! OOPS! WOOF" AND I MISSED IT!!

Mom, how many times do I have to say it. The CAT ears and CAT TAIL is NOT FOR COSPLAY!

when your essentially starving yourself your body has a habit of holding on to everything it eats leading to possible weight gain.

“Alright that was fun. Let’s talk again tomorrow.” -Last online: 2985 days ago. (No offense Steam users)

Basically, you've become like a kPop Star.. Women like you, you know? Also, your door dash bill? Also... How strong Could u become if u worked out?

i add bacon cut up to my chop suey with sweet red peppers

she has no problem saying ratatouille , but 'bolognese' ? suddenly have no idea

well let me taste the real thing instead of a cosplayer of you scarle so it won't be weird.

If someone cosplayed Charlotte from infinite stratos, I would ask them to marry me so fast and ditch you

Ma call the SPCA there’s a cat howling in heat outside

I’m batman

I supposed to defy physics and be a 3rd choice to avoid being 2nd

I try talking to girls and guys. But at the end of the day, I’m neither single nor taken. I’m Batman

as a new Yorker it's best not to come here at the moment

if I didn't live in the city, I could have been sending you big red supas evey stream

Girl you're more of a bratty sister to me. That ship sailed the more I got to know you over time

I wish I could slap my cutie bum but she lives in candy land

*Scratches behind the ear until the cat sleeps*