Time 4 ur daily dose of bad jokes. I'm afraid for this year, its days are numbered. Maybe I shld wear jewelry on New year's eve 2 ring in the new year

I'M IN DO MUCH DEBT, I CAN'T AFFORD TO PAY MY ELECTRIC BILL. THESE ARE THE DARKEST DAY'S OF MY LIFE (PLS TELL ME YOU GOT THIS/24HOUR BAN WHEN?)

Flood/Drown, Storm/Lightning, Eclipse/24/7 Monsters, Fog/Silent Hill. You doing fine, you dont have as many hours as Zen. U got this!

you loose money based on missing dead bodies: 20% for 1, 40% for 2, 60% for 3. So if you have $100, you lose $20, but if you have $1k, you loose $200.

Fun Fact: in 1895, there were only 2 cars in the state of Ohio. They still managed to crash into each other in spite of this. GLHF!

What did the butterfly say to their bee friend when they met up for sushi? WASABI!

What do you call a cowardly noble? No-balls

As an aside, did you know the popular theme to Mortal Kombat was based on a Scandinavian Folk tune? Specifically, a Finnish Hymn.