my parasocialness for you is like you're my alt timeline daughter. I'm your mom's age, am Filipino, and was in candyland at about the right time lol

so I wanted to know if you like how it looks from amazon, or if it's preferable to get the mousepad from another place you recommend, for the future:D

btw on duelingo I'm on a 195 day streak for jp at least 5mins a day and honestly I owe you for putting me on that track :3.

make me a mod. The only thing I get hungry for is bootay, know what i'm saying mamacita?

I still think you're smart. you just don't read books. if you read books, you get used to increasingly complex plot. it also gets fun and easier

if we were dating you could slap me silly every time you get angry, whether it was my fault or not. Someone pisses you off? slap me around!

you say that but you never take days off you it's like you literally can't live without us. XD

scarle, theres a reason why on the elmer's glue, the mascot is a cow.

most gelatin is made of bone or cartilage...don't trust the gummy bears they might be made of human bones.

yeah as it turns out a Vegan diet doesn't equal a healthy diet

some glue is made of horses usually horses that can't walk anymore for one reason or another.

cocaine was handed out like candy by old timey doctors

Coca cola doesn't have coke in it anymore but the original recipe did.

you can use coca cola to clean a toilet it should work on your carpet

that spanish did something to me

por que me haces esto? me voy enamorar

if i get a motorcycle will that give points in the husbando application?

I'm technically a bastard child but my biological brothers aren't, my parents got married when I was 17 before they were born -.-

What a thing to walk into LMAO. My schedule is a mess. Two days morning 2 afternoon and one overnight