im on the mf hospital, cause the fever wont go down, its seems i have some kind of weird virus, i asked if i was gonna get super power or some shit but the nurse gave me "are you stupid?" eyes

im not in a waiting room, im literally on a bed and they putted a niddle into my damn vein and are pouring some weird liquid into me, not very fun vacations honestly

If you like ANYTHING mint flavored you are sick on the head and you dont deserve to have an opinion on anything.

in case you want that piercing mamaguni told you to get, i have a very sharp fang.

yo anyone know what the hell are they injecting onto me? is getting me hormny af

bb your belly button clean? can i clean it?

"si vas a hablar con tu novia no la pongas en altavoces, molestas a los otros pascientes, aunque no entiendo ingles pero suena como una buena chica" the nurse just scolded me and complimented you, if she only knew.

well, i guess is time to rest, i feel like me eyes are gonna explode, no worries tough, im sure padman will save, if he can cure cramps her can cure fever, see you all when i come back to life, on the meanwhile, remember that a whole country of bacteria lives all over your body and feeds off you and you cant stop them.

i was about to sleep, but a doctor decided he wanted to use his index finger to HOW IM I SUPPOSED TO SIT NOW? HE HAD THICK FINGERS BRO

did you know that if you writhe "do a barrel roll" on google, your screen will indeed do a roll. Probably everyone knows, i just founded out now.

what did i tell you about giving spitties to other man? do i need to explain to you some other way?