Disclaimer: Padman does not work under water since he cannot swim at all, please be notified: you will NOT be assited by Padman if you are near or under water, thank you for your understanding.

still sleepy? need some cocaine?

had to take my cat to the vet cause he had parasites on his back door, like, full on big maggots, and somehow, this model of you popped out on my mind while at was at the vet with him, how big are your maggots bb?

sometimes i remember how crazy america is and im a little bit relieve that you are such a shut in

having a blast with someone that lives far away is horrible, i get you mod chan, i still miss some gurls that i only met for 3 or 4 days

Dude, i literally had my first kiss with a girl i only saw for 3 days during my time on brazil, i dont regret it at all. its been more than 10 years and I STILL MISS YOU ISABELLA

since we are playing subnautica, did you ever got close to drowning? i did as a child, it was HORRIBLE and im terrified of water if it covers up to my knee (dont go fishing if you are stupid like me)

im gonna read the future for you guys... i see... 4 hours of yaping... and... 10 minutes of gameplay cause stinky is scared... yes, i see it clearly... our oshy a pus pus

hey scarle, let me see your tongue for a little bit

pisses on it*

being single and not having kids has it perks, and i mean more money for the oshi, remember bois, the only woman you need on your life eats period blood

lets practice, what would you do if a scarling recognized you on the streets? and i mean, somehow you blow your own cover, he catches your voice and he talks to you, you try to lie but he knows that is too late, and so do you, you are discovered, what do you do? panick? violence? murder?

"hey, excuse me, i can recognize that voice and that stench anywhere, dont worry stinky, wont blow your cover, just wanted to tell you,thank you for everything, also you look like a slat, byeeee"

"jesus girl, at least try to hide your voice, here, have some food that will mess your guts for the whole day and shut up, someone is gonna kidnapp you if you are not carefull, actually come here, let me help you, get in the ban"

if i saw you a would trow food at you, i should get at least one blowie with that

"hey are you scarle?"- "No, im Padman"

"psss, hey, hey stinky, shhhh not so loud, its me Padma- i mean MegaDiegotex, wanna get some food bish? on me, but first, could you fill this bottle with spitties?"

dont call me baby, makes shlung move around

i was taking a shit, what happened?

*disgusted glare*

okay now i feel bad, hugs and kisses, love you gorgeous

punishment: moan. no stupid shit, a real nasty moan, clippers at the ready, come on slat.

okay, is 3am, i need to sleep, see you next stream cutie pie, did you know that i love you? cause i do, hugs and kisses, remember to wash your buns with soap