Hope you're having a good day, Fauna. Yesterday was my birthday. I humbly request that if you sing Happy Birthday, please do so in a British accent WHILE in Xbox mic quality.

Hey Fauna, due to some technical difficulties I had to transfer my account and in the process lost my golden apple. (Everything reset.) I will have to re-earn it over the next few years. Thank you so much for all the good times!

May I make a request? Would you act out Dirty Harry's iconic .44 Magnum quote, kinda hissed through gritted teeth like you're a cowgirl cop with a chip on her shoulder, starting with "Did she fire six shots or only five?"