From the Tables of the Guild Hall; to the Books of the Library; from the Walls of Fauna Mart; there's no place else I wanna be! And I'm proud to be in Scarlet Wand, where I at least I know I'm free! And I won't forget the tickets we bought, for Fauna's LO-TER-RY!

Fauna, in operating FaunaMart remember the famous legal advice "possession is 9/10ths of the law, "so you should make friends with some necromancers or poltergeists who will help you possess anyone who might sue you.